It's giving "get the f*ck up out my house."
It's 03:57 PST, January 11th, and there's a New Moon in Capricorn
Hey y’all,
The Good, The Bad, and Everything In-between is a lunar horoscope of the monthly variety. Why lunar? Well, simply put, the Moon is for the people. And, most importantly, the Moon is for the streets. Look elsewhere if you’re looking for musings ridden with purple language and astrological talkie-talk. My goal is to be as unserious and unpalatable as possible. The world’s already so mysteriously serious. So, enjoy! Today’s forecast is giving “get the fuck up out my house.”
Sincerely,
E.Y.
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The Good: Hobosexual. A person who is romantically or sexually attracted to another person for the sole purpose of living rent-free in their house. The New Moon in Capricorn is not a hobosexual. But this New Moon in Capricorn empowers you to evict them. Jupiter, having sobered up, is finally walking right with God and supporting such endeavors from Taurus. Who (or, most importantly, what) in your life needs to be put on notice? The first lunation of the New Year ain’t playin’ around. And neither should you.
The Bad: Running from Mars and running toward Pluto, the New Moon charges ahead with bold and regenerative energy. This isn’t bad in and of itself. But it certainly isn’t a Disney-fairy-tale-rags-to-riches-bitches-in-ball-gowns type glow-up. Proceed with enthusiasm and caution.
Everything Else In-between: Just sixty degrees from her AirB&B host, the New Moon is not cozy in Saturn’s abode. Thankfully their relationship, a friendship for now, is the key to her making due. In Pisces, Saturn is more than accommodating but his accommodations come in the form of well-meaning albeit prying questions. What’s making you so uncomfortable? And why? If you’re not uncomfortable, what are you? Fed up, unsafe? Unsatisfied? What is it? And why? Like any friendly interrogator, Saturn here seeks to identify inconsistencies, clarify expectations, and empower you to find nourishing solutions. Cleaning house (getting rid of unwanted baggage in your life) isn’t fun till after it’s done. Good luck and Godspeed.
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