It's giving "hood rat shit with my friends."
It's 15:31 PST, December 12th, and there's a New Moon in Sagittarius
Hey y’all,
“The Good, The Bad, and Everything In-between” is a lunar horoscope of the monthly variety. Why lunar? Well, simply put, the Moon is for the people. And, most importantly, the Moon is for the streets. If you’re looking for musings ridden with purple language and astrological talkie-talk, look elsewhere. My goal is to be as unserious and unpalatable as possible. The world’s already so mysteriously serious. So, enjoy! Today’s forecast is giving “hood rat shit with my friends.”
Sincerely,
E.Y.
The Good: There’s a “bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you” vibe to this particular lunation. It’s short-lived, lasting about a day and some change. Afterward, the badass Moon will enter the Big Doll House (otherwise known as Capricorn). While Miss Ma’am is known to do poorly there, she’s not without some much-needed assistance. Venus and Jupiter will send their care packages her way taking the edge off of a rather edgy hostile environment (read: Capricorn). In short, it sucks now but will get better later.
The Bad: Remember when that seven-year-old boy took his grandma’s SUV for a joyride? After hitting parked cars, moving cars, street signs, and the curb, the police caught him and asked, “Did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?” The boy responded, “Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends.” The New Moon in Sagittarius is the seven-year-old boy, the police Saturn in Pisces. Sure, they’re beefing. But there’s a certain “boys will be boys” attitude to the beef. And that’s why it’s bad. Who the hell’s paying for all that collateral damage? Jupiter (a.k.a the seven-year-old boy’s mama). Remember, hoodrat shit is fun but it certainly ain’t cheap.
And Everything Else In-between: Fun and well-meaning, Jupiter, the jolly giant of the cosmos, is stumbling around Taurus, jovial and punch-drunk. Let’s briefly pivot from the Moon and talk about him. He’s as unreliable as unreliable goes at the moment. And, as luck would have it, Ol’ Boy won’t sober up until New Year’s Eve (a.k.a. the day his retrograde cycle ends). Seeing as how the New Moon and Saturn can’t rely on him to have his shift together, they will rely on each other. When the not-so-new Moon plods through Capricorn twenty-seven hours from now, her relationship with Saturn in Pisces will change. A sextile for the astrological literate. Tantamount to switching from America’s Most Wanted to Reno 9-1-1, the vibe will become significantly lighter. Seeing eye-to-eye, they’ll work together, adding a generous bit of levity to the severity of it all. I guess it’s true what they say: always look on the bright side of life.