It's giving "you're talking to the wrong person"
It's 11:20 P.S.T., April 8th, and there's a Solar Eclipse (New Moon) in Aries
Hey y’all,
“The Good, The Bad, and Everything In-between” is a monthly horoscope of the lunar variety. Why? Well, whether waxing or waning, the Moon concerns herself with erebody and erebody’s business. She is a little nosey, but it comes from a good place. At least somebody’s looking out, am I right? I will earnestly delineate her busybody behavior and give it to you straight. Without further ado, the forecast is giving “you’re talking to the wrong person.”
Sincerely,
E.Y.
The Good: While Venus and Jupiter bookend the New Moon’s thirty-degree journey, I hesitate to call the lunation good. To the left of the first bookend is tumult (Mars-Saturn conjunction), to the right of the second unpredictability (Jupiter-Uranus conjunction.) Sure, going from bad to good is categorically good. But good for whom? Inquiring minds inquire. And the world turns. Maybe, instead of thinking good-bad, I should be thinking yes-no. “If somebody says no,” Kris Jenner advised, “you’re talking to the wrong person.” And that’s the exact kind of energy this lunation expends.
The Bad: Pop quiz! What happens when an unstoppable force (Mars) meets an immovable object (Saturn)? Unreconcilable tension. As Mars hurtles toward Saturn, Saturn bullies him by dismissing his protestations as naive, emotional, and irresponsible. Instead of doubling down or firing back, Mars silently wades in defeat. He can’t stand on business right now and neither can the Moon. While staying in his house, she experiences his defeat secondhand. Her precarious standing demands she take a detour and renegotiate her relationship with violence and aggression. Wade now, buck later. The Moon will get her lick back once Mars passes Saturn and petitions Jupiter.
Everything Else In-between: Chaotic, inauspicious, and unpredictable, the Solar Eclipse in Aries will rock everybody’s world. Her baleful rays punctuate American diplomacy (their natal 5th House) while agitating Israel’s relationship with her allies and enemies (their natal 7th). After the Israel Defense Forces struck the Syrian embassy killing Iranian commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi, the Iranian military vowed “to punish the Zionist regime.” America’s response? We had no prior knowledge of the attack and weren’t involved: talk to Israel. Meanwhile, Israel boldly decimated the al-Shifa Hospital and attacked the World Central Kitchen Convoy robbing the Palestinians of much-needed care and aid. Biden, in response, petitioned Congress to send Israel $18 billion in arms. Oddly, the eclipse burns eerily on Israel’s economy (2nd House, their Aries Ingress) and America’s military (6th House, theirs). War is ominous——and in light of everything that has been happening——inevitable. Will America continue fronting Israel financially? Not sure. All I know is Israel is talking to the wrong person, looking for a yes.
Where is the New Moon knuckin’ and buckin’ for you? Aries.
Cancer Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 10th House (Swinging on bitches at work?)
Leo Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 9th House (Swinging on bitches at school?)
Virgo Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 8th House (Swinging on bitches at the bank?)
Libra Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 7th House (Swinging on married bitches?)
Scorpio Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 6th House (Swinging on bitches at the hospital?)
Sagittarius Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 5th House (Swinging on bitches in the bedroom?)
Capricorn Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 4th House (Swinging on bitches in ya mama’s house?)
Aquarius Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 3rd House (Swinging on bitches at the playground?)
Pisces Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 2nd House (Swinging on bitches for a check?)
Aries Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 1st House (Swinging on bitches and your name is bitches?)
Taurus Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 12th House (Swinging on bitches and bitches are your demons?)
Gemini Rising? The New Moon is knuckin’ and buckin’ in your 11th House (Swinging on bitches you shouldn’t be swinging on?)