Not y'all ignoring the Great Rap Reckoning
It's 06:52 PST, May 23rd, and there's a Full Moon in Sagittarius
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Dearest F@ggots,
Over the last few weeks, I have received an unexpected influx of followers and subscribers. Hello and welcome! You’ve caught me at the busiest time of year hence the late email. With auditions, callbacks, rehearsals, performances, recitals, classes, and concerts filling my days, I haven’t had a moment to thank you for your readership. Truly, it means the world to me, inspires me. And so, stacked schedule notwithstanding, I happily write. Two thousand words later, “Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger,” a long-form essay about men, sex, and masculinity, gestates in my drafts. Expect my unserious-serious-unserious words to settle in your inbox momentarily. As always, take dick (if that’s your thing) but most importantly, take care.
Sincerely,
E.Y.
P.S. Fuck Diddy.